I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
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czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
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for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
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