New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
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All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
Dental hygienist just pulled two flakes of glitter out. And asked me how i've been doing with the divorce.
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
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Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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