dude, i look like john mccains neck right now
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
Randomize
