would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
I love having hate sex.
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
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