I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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