I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
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Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
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That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
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