i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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