kristin has been a bad kristin
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
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