i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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