i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
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9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
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Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
is it fun? or sober?
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