Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
it's like iHOP with fire
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
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It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
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Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
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