Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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