We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
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It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
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My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
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