Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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