Dude I just picked up a married chick while her husband was playing pool.
What do you mean you picked her up? How are you gonna leave the bar?
I didn't. I fucked her in the men's room. Come get me before he finds out.
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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