remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
I got to the apartment, I was handed a beer within 20 seconds, I'm glowing in the dark, there's fog everywhere, and now I'm wearing a sombrero because apparently it's silly hat night. I never want to leave.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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