she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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