O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
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