What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
I yelled at the cab driver to slow down because my unborn children live here, and pointed to my uterus. I think my message was lost in translation though because he immediately offered me his card...
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