i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
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She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
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I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
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