More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
Convinced the bartender that I'm a congressman. Free Drinks. God bless America.
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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