Already got asked if we're dating
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
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