Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
turns out Discover card thinks that if you spend $450 at four different liquor stores in one evening that the card "must have been stolen"
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
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