Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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