but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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