I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
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When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
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Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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