The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
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She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
Less talking, more tequila
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
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I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
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