Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
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