I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
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Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
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Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
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