K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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