I got fingered by sexual harassment panda last night, by a van, I can't remember if he took off his furry panda hands...
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
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I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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