Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
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