I can tuck mytits in my pants
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
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