suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
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Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
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when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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