someone get that fucking seahorse.
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day