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• (303): View more from Colorado

  do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???

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• (843): View more from South Carolina

  70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.

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• (636): View more from Missouri

  ra ra ra ah ah

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  wtf?

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  sexting lady gaga style

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• (480): View more from Arizona

  he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!

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  so its atleast an 8 for creativity.

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• (902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

  did you fuck him yet?

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  hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?

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• (413): View more from Massachusetts

  Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.

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• (904): View more from Florida

  I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.

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• (905): View more from Ontario

  I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".

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• (714): View more from California

  You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.

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• (512): View more from Texas

  Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on

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• (858): View more from California

  Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"

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• (334): View more from Alabama

  I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today

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• (302): View more from Delaware

  I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.

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• (423): View more from Tennessee

  All I wanted to do was come home from work and masturbate for national sex day... I sliced my the tip of finger giving myself a pedicure so I can’t even do that #singlelife

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