Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards.
Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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