yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
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He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
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If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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