i'm signing you up for texting rehab
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
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smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
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I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
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