he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
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You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
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Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
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