So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
I am mentally ready for anal.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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