i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
Randomize
