hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes