I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
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Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
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Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER