Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
The Internet Is Obsessed With This Stripper Who Dropped It Low Just To Eat A Slice Of Pizza
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.