Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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