did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
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