Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
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Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
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why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
Do you know who changed all my phone contacts into characters from Harry Potter?
He Who Must Not Be Named.
Fuck you.
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
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