Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
He has the fingertips of a God
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