so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
Randomize
