i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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