how can u be prego again
We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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