I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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