yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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