I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
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I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
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I need to sanitize my soul.
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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