so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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