did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
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Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
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no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
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