My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
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Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
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I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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