Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
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Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
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I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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