Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
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I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
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I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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