Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
did all my christmas shopping this morning at 4am drunk. never went to sleep. i was walking home drunk last night when i passed a target and saw 3 kids having a dance off. had to join. somehow they convinced me to go shoopping with them. i bought 4 disco balls and a lava lamp.
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they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
the EMT asked how you broke your nose and you said, "you know, the usual wear and tear."
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
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I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
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